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Heraldic IP |
18 DEC 2006 |
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Get cooking |
13 DEC 2006 |
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Striking a chord |
07 DEC 2006 |
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Louis Vuitton handbagged |
29 NOV 2006 |
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Ownership, not censorship |
20 NOV 2006 |
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Half century, not out |
16 NOV 2006 |
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A reasonable request |
07 NOV 2006 |
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Soft going for software patents |
02 NOV 2006 |
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It's not Youtube when it's Mytube |
25 OCT 2006 |
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The Continent of Europe is so wide, Mein Herr |
18 OCT 2006 |
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Warlords 'R' Us |
11 OCT 2006 |
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Meanwhile, behind the scenes... |
05 OCT 2006 |
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Software patents ride again |
27 SEP 2006 |
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It's all about image |
20 SEP 2006 |
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Like Hollywood, only smaller |
13 SEP 2006 |
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Behind the digital curtain |
06 SEP 2006 |
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The You Tube Revolution |
28 AUG 2006 |
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Let the Bragg-ing begin |
04 AUG 2006 |
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Royalties not taxes |
27 JUL 2006 |
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iPod killed the radio star? |
19 JUL 2006 |
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Take to the high seas, me hearties! |
12 JUL 2006 |
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Sheer Gall |
06 JUL 2006 |
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Blockbuster battle |
28 JUN 2006 |
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No need to take squatting lying down |
21 JUN 2006 |
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Bragg-ing rights |
14 JUN 2006 |
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Beating the rap |
06 JUN 2006 |
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Copyright is right |
31 MAY 2006 |
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1-click and you're dead |
24 MAY 2006 |
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There's a lot of holes in that dyke |
18 MAY 2006 |
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IP to make you smile |
10 MAY 2006 |
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This is a blog-type article simulator |
03 MAY 2006 |
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Highly inscrutable |
25 APR 2006 |
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Levy-busters |
19 APR 2006 |
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Holy blood feud |
12 APR 2006 |
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Shooting straight |
04 APR 2006 |
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Dutch courage |
29 MAR 2006 |
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Sell it yourself |
22 MAR 2006 |
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My house is my house |
15 MAR 2006 |
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What the search engine saw |
08 MAR 2006 |
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Property rights, anyone? |
22 FEB 2006 |
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Beard stroking at reasonable prices |
15 FEB 2006 |
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Patent-ish |
08 FEB 2006 |
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Blood on the British carpet |
01 FEB 2006 |
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Beat the DRuM |
25 JAN 2006 |
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Come again? |
17 JAN 2006 |
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Je ne se qua |
11 JAN 2006 |
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Heraldic IP
18 DEC 2006 As the festive season is almost upon us and
the scent of mistletoe and holly fills the air, it seems somehow
appropriate for this, my last post of 2006, to get all ‘medieval
on your ass’.
There is nothing, absolutely nothing whatsoever, which is new about
branding or logos. The only difference lies in the terminology.
In the olden days before we had words such as “brand” or “logo”,
the matter of identity was often displayed by means of Coats
of Arms.
The origins of heraldry are rather murky but one plausible theory
is that it originates in Central Europe and arose from the need
to identify both friend and foe in battles. The best way to do this,
in an age before uniforms, was for the protagonists to paint symbols
on their shields or helmets.
But whatever the origins, it is clear that, by the 14th Century,
heraldry was the established means by which individuals, houses,
clans, tribes and monarchs identified themselves, regardless of
whether they were at war or not.
Nor was this custom free of dispute. For example, in the late 1300’s,
one William Carminow (then Sheriff of Cornwall) sued
one Richard le Scope for the exclusive right to use a coat of arms
consisting of a blue shield with a gold diagonal bar. It was certainly
not a unique event.
Now, in the modern age, heraldry has given way to brands and logos
that are protected (and squabbled over) by means of a Trade
Mark or, some cases, by the law of copyright. After all, business
is war of a sort, and these are merely the latest manifestations
of a time-honoured need for identification.
It is often argued by its opponents that IP is a creature of the
state. Well, I say that that is demonstrably untrue. IP arises because
of the need for a recognisable identity which itself is necessary
is just about every field of human endeavour.
Anyway, now that the year is drawing to a close, all that remains
if for me to wish all of our readers a very merry ‘ye olde Christmas’.
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Get cooking
13 DEC 2006 I had someone approach me this last week
to ask me if she could claim copyright over the recipe for a salad
dressing that she had put together. Apparently, she initially concocted
the dressing in question for a dinner party that she had hosted
and it went down so well with her guests that she was seriously
contemplating putting the dressing into commercial production.
While saluting her sense of adventure and general entrepreneurial
spirit, I had to deflate her somewhat by advising her that she could
not claim copyright over a recipe – a mere list of ingredients is
not capable of copyright protection (although, a book of recipes
might well be).
However, she perked up when I added that she might able to apply
for a patent to protect her recipe. Although I have never made such
an application myself, I see no reason why the principle that already
applies to compositions of matter should not be extended to the
compositions of food products. Nor am I alone in this opinion.
I added that the US Patent office would be more likely that its
UK counterpart to entertain any such an application.
Well, her eyes lit up but lest I enthuse this poor woman into penury,
I also warned her about the cost of making such an application,
particularly because, although a recipe may be patentable in theory,
any such application would have to pass the two crucial tests of
novelty
and non-obviousness. The vast majority of recipes for food products
will fail one or possibly both of these tests, rendering the application
an expensive waste of time.
As for the salad dressing itself, I can make no comment as to its
originality or quality. Perhaps she will invite me over to dinner
sometime so that I can sample this marvellous creation first hand.
However, I will reserve any public comment on it until such time
as the CNE starts a food blog.
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Striking a chord
07 DEC 2006 Believe it or not, there are some people
out there in the big, wide world who do not hang on my every word.
Shame on them!
A couple of weeks ago, I wrote about the current attempt to get
the copyright mechanical royalties protection period extended to
95
years. I concluded that the case for doing so had not been adequately
made.
Now, lo and behold, we have a contrary view, delivered by none
other than Mick
Hucknall, lead singer of the British band ‘Simply
Red’.
Mr. Hucknall sets out on a sterling defence of the whole principle
of copyright and goes on to argue very much in favour of the extension
on the basis that it would enable lesser known and (for want of
a better term) ‘smaller’ artists to establish a direct commercial
relationship with the public without having to subject themselves
to the exploitation (as he sees it) of the major music industry
corporations.
Several points need to be raised: first, Mr. Hucknall is himself
a successful artist so I suppose it can be argued that he has a
vested interest (not that that fact, per se, means he is necessarily
wrong). Secondly, he argues that the whole idea of copyright is
fundamentally socialist. Now I certainly would take serious issue
with him on that utterly bizarre assertion but, for the moment,
I am willing to let it slide on the basis that he is writing for
a left-wing newspaper and, perhaps unsurprisingly, he has decided
to couch his argument in terms with which he feels the readers would
sympathise.
Nonetheless, Mr. Hucknall sets out a persuasive case for the principle
of property rights in the form of copyright. However, he fails (in
my view) to present any good reasons for the extension of the current
protection period. While he is assuredly on the side of the ‘little
guy’ (as am I) there is nothing in his screed to convince that the
little guy (or any guy) needs 95 years of protection as opposed
to a mere 50.
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Louis Vuitton handbagged
29 NOV 2006 French luxury goods and handbag makers, Louis
Vuitton, have long been the target of counterfeiters seeking to
cash in on the former’s globally renowned brand. So I can sympathise
with their desire to protect that brand by any means necessary.
However, this past week, Louis Vuitton has failed in its legal
bid to wrest control of the internet domain ‘lv.com’
which is currently owned by a company called Manifest Information
Services.
A US National Arbitration Forum (using principles established
by ICANN) found in
favour of the existing owners because Louis Vuitton had failed to
establish that said owners had registered or were using the domain
name in bad faith (and despite that fact that, as confirmed by the
link above, the lv.com domain is currently ‘parked’). Further, the
initials ‘lv’ could refer to a lot of things and not just the famous
French company (Lovely Vineyards? Laughing Vicars? Lemon Velvet?)
What is interesting about this case as far as I am concerned is
the significance it plays in helping to develop the shape of internet
IP law. Anyone who owns a website will attest to just how important
domain names are and, in fact, many commercial organisations now
regard domain names as being more important than Trade Marks; a
development that is hardly surprising given the global scope and
importance of the internet. What we are seeing now is the emergence
of a real body of recognisable ‘common law’ to govern this process
and settle the rules of ownership.
I find this exciting because it blows away the argument that IP
law is entirely a creature of state and would not exist without
government implementation. Governments have played no (or no significant)
part in the emergence of this new IP regime. Instead, it has evolved
with internet commerce itself in a rather organic process.
Anyway, I am sure that Louis Vuitton will live to fight another
day. I note that they do possess the louisvuitton.com
domain after all.
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Ownership, not censorship
20 NOV 2006 It is (or it should be) a given that if one
has property rights then one must be able to enforce them. Rights
that cannot be enforced are no rights at all.
For example, I believe should be able to take action against an
intruder: lethal action if necessary. However, that does not mean
that I think that the homeowner is justified in pre-emptively going
around with a gun taking pot shots at anyone and everyone who might
know or have met the intruder.
It’s a crude analogy, but it is sort of how I feel about this decision
of a Court in Beijing
to find against a consortium of music industry heavyweights including
EMI,
Sony BMG and Universal)
who were suing the owners of China’s leading search engine on the
basis that the latter was pointing to sites containing illegal music
downloads.
There appears to be no suggestion that the search engine site (Baidu.com)
were themselves offering illegal copies for download.
Let’s make something quite clear: the right to enforce property
rights, and to claim damages for infringements of the same, is a
far cry from the right to censor or (in internet terms) put a straightjacket
around search engines or any other type of activity. What next?
Nobody must even talk about illegally copying music?
I daresay that the music industry consortium would argue that by
including the miscreant sites in search results, the owners of Baidu.com
are encouraging others to illegally download music. But really this
is feeble. One might as well argue that real estate agents are inciting
burglary by advertising properties for sale (and, yes I know that
I just set up a strawman argument but I do not have access to the
case transcript and I needed a point for illustration purposes only).
So, in conclusion, I think the Court was right and that’s enough
tub-thumping from me this week.
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Half century, not out
16 NOV 2006 I have what I regard as a healthy disrespect
for opinion polls. They are far too easy to rig and they are often
used as a means of advancing some agenda or other. They are every
bit as much a means of manipulating public opinion as they are of
gauging it.
That said, one does not have to regard them as gospel in order
to find something of interest or, at least, something worthy of
further discussion.
Such is the case with the results of a poll conducted by the Yougov
organisation which apparently found that some 62% of respondents
were in favour of extending the period of mechanical
royalties from the current limit of 50 years up to the US limit
of 95 years.
I have to say that this is ringing my scepticism bells rather loudly.
Most people of my acquaintance have no opinion on this matter at
all and I do find it rather hard to believe that nearly two-thirds
of the public is actively in favour of such an increase. It does
make me wonder how the question was framed.
Anyway, leaving aside the issue of public opinion (or lack thereof),
is there a sustainable, credible case for increasing the limit?
The argument so far appears to be straddling the musicians on one
side, who claim that an increase would provide them with a pension
and organisation such as the British
Library on the other wise, arguing that it would prevent them
from making archive copies of old music in order to preserve them
(older media being more inclined to decay over time).
My own view is that I am not persuaded by the case for an extension
to UK copyright law. In the USA, the entertainment industry has
a much stronger political voice and the extension to 95 years was
only agreed to after some fierce lobbying. I do believe that musicians
should be rewarded for their work but I am not convinced that a
desire for a better pension is sufficient justification for the
extension they are demanding.
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A reasonable request
07 NOV 2006 I defend intellectual property rights because,
among others reasons, they are defensible. However, my task is made
easier if I avoid trying to defend the indefensible.
Consequently, I find myself expressing some sympathy with the view
of the Institute for
Public Policy Research who have made a public
call for a change in the law to allow people to make back-up
copies of their CD-based music onto things like MP3 players.
The Institute reinforce their call with claims that millions of
people already make copies of their own music CDs but in doing so,
they are actually breaking the law.
I don’t have any ready, reliable research at hand with which to
either corroborate or rebut the claim but it does appear likely
from my personal knowledge that the claim is, at least, somewhat
right. Furthermore, we all know that CDs, regardless of their quality,
are vulnerable. They get scratched, corroded, wear out or break
leaving their owners with nothing to show for their money. It therefore
seems entirely reasonable to me that the law should accommodate
a bone fide consumer who makes a back-up copy of the music they
have bought in order to listen to it on other widely available media
and/or protect their investment.
There is also another argument which relates to enforcement: if
it is true that there are millions of people who are already committing
millions of petty IP infringements then that it because it is either
impossible or highly impractical to seek to enforce the law at that
level and, as Brian
Micklethwait has said on a number of occasions, laws that cannot
be enforced, cannot stand.
While the music industry is understandably wary of anything that
might be seen (by anyone) as opening the floodgates, I do think
that some reasonable legal accommodation of legitimate personal
copying can and should be found.
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Soft going for software patents
02 NOV 2006 This is either good news or bad news, depending
on your point of view (though I suspect far more people will count
themselves in the ‘good news’ column).
The news is that a serious attempt to patent a software application
has been rejected
by the UK Court of Appeal.
The applicant, a Mr. Neal Macrossan, was seeking patent protection
for his software which is designed to fill in company forms online.
However, the Court referred to the terms of the European
Patent Convention which does not allow patents to be granted
for "schemes, rules and methods for performing mental acts, playing
games or doing business, and programs for computers".
The Court held that Mr. Macrossan’s ingenious invention was a business
method and a computer programme and, therefore, not eligible for
patent protection.
I don’t suppose the ruling will have gone unnoticed, especially
with organisation such as the ‘Open
Source’ movement, who will, doubtless, be jubilant (their long-standing
opposition to the idea of software patents being a matter of some
record).
However, I rather think that the ruling was only to be expected.
The terms of the European Patent Convention (which, incidentally,
are enacted into UK law by The Patents Act 1977) make it quite clear
that computer programmes cannot be protected by patents and I rather
think that claims that this is about to change are somewhat overwrought.
This Court of Appeal decision has drawn a clear line of distinction
and, to the extent that it has clarified matters, it is to be welcomed.
For the time being (and probably for the foreseeable future) software
patents are not going to make an appearance in either the UK or
Europe and so the anti-software patent crowd can relax. There was
never much to get excited over in the first place.
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It's not Youtube when it's Mytube
25 OCT 2006 If history follows technology then things
like the law are never too far behind.
Take broadband technology, for instance. This true wonder of the
modern world makes all sorts of things not just possible, but commonplace;
such as listening to music on your home computer and, more recently,
watching videos.
Oh the unbridled joy of limitless entertainment at the mere click
of a mouse. Except that it is all very much bridled by the law of
copyright. No sooner has the ‘Great File-sharing War’ over music
reached a somewhat shambolic conclusion, than a new battlefront
opens over video content and the casualties are already beginning
to mount.
Just this week, a blog called 101greatgoals.blogspot.com
was warned by the English
Premier League to stop uploading video footage of Premier League
goals, the same being copyright material.
This news comes hot on the heels of Youtube.com
being forced to wipe thousands of files from its site after being
threatened with action by The
Japan Society for Rights of Authors, Composers and Publishers
in respect of copyright video material being published without permission
by the former.
Yet, we are still in the early stages here. As broadband technology
spreads, so does the capability of downloading big videos files.
And with the capability comes the demand. Of course, this will,
hopefully, spawn a generation of original video producers who will
distribute by means of the internet but, along with them, there
will also be a legion of distributors ready to feed the public demand
for popular material to which they have no right to distribute.
However, the difference with this stage of the war is that ‘Big
Media’ has learned its lessons from the music debacle which caught
them off-guard. They have had plenty of catch-up time and experience
and I suspect that they will need to employ every shred of it.
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The Continent of Europe is so wide, Mein
Herr
18 OCT 2006 - It never ceases to amaze me that so many people
I encounter in the commercial world assume that there is a European-wide
system of patent protection just as there is, now, a European-wide
system of Trade
Mark registration.
In fact, this is not the case. Anyone seeking patent protection
across the European continent is obliged to register their patent
separately in each jurisdiction – a painstaking process.
However, there are possible changes afoot. Just last week, a compromise
text for a European Patent Litigation Agreement won the support
of the major parties in the European Parliament. These are the first
steps in the creation of a Pan European patent system.
Despite the fact that there is a still a long road to travel before
that reality comes to pass, there are already voices of opposition.
Some argue that a Pan European system will make software patents
more likely (and where have we heard that one before?) and other
argue that it could increase the costs of patent administration
to the point where it becomes a barrier (or, at the very least,
a significant disincentive) to small companies and individuals.
It is the latter objection which, in my view, has some merit and
with which I sympathise. I strongly believe that patent protection
greatly benefits small and medium enterprises and I baulk at any
suggestion of making it less accessible. However, there is an important
flipside to consider and that is the considerable costs facing small
players who, up to now and for the foreseeable future, must find
the funds to make patent applications in so many separate jurisdictions.
Even if the Pan European system does prove expensive it could,
nonetheless, be less ruinous than the present situation and, ergo,
be more accessible.
Still, it is very early days yet and we shall have to see how this
one unfolds (assuming it gets a chance to unfold at all).
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Warlords 'R' Us
11 OCT 2006 - There are long-winded and complex arguments to
be had about the links between national identity and the principles
of property and ownership. Safe to say, that they are far too extensive
to be examined in any detail here.
But what I can do is refer to this intriguing story about Genghis
Khan.
The Khan (which means ‘King’) earned himself worldwide notoriety
in the 12th and 13th Centuries by leading his Mongol hoards to the
conquest of an empire which stretched from the heart of Asia right
into the centre of Europe, accompanied by much slaughter, destruction,
rape and pillage along the way.
Now, if it were down to me, I would prefer to distance myself
from such a character. But not so the Mongolian government which
is now actively seeking to ‘register’ the name and image of the
Khan as a sort of national Trade Mark.
Leaving aside the question of precisely how and where they intend
to register this Mark, the motive behind it is unquestionably proprietary.
"Foreigners are attempting to use the Genghis Khan name", one parliamentarian
said, claiming that businesses in Russia, China and Kazakhstan were
all portraying him as a native of their countries.
To what end I wonder? Are the Russians using his image to promote
tourism? Are the Chinese stamping his image on their electronic
components? The mind does boggle just a bit.
It seems that the Mongolians are attempting to utilise their most
infamous historical figure as a means of establishing some identity
for themselves on the world stage. Being a demographically small
country stuck between the populous giants of Russia and China, I
can sort of see their point.
However, it rather reinforces the view that questions of identity
are quite intimately bound up with concepts of ownership and I would
submit that an attempt to convert history into IP is more controversial
than anything Western corporations might be doing in the commercial
arena.
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Meanwhile, behind the scenes...
05 OCT 2006 - I expect that many people have come to see copyright
disputes purely in terms of music industry v. file-sharers, with
its attendant legends of teenagers in New Jersey being sued for
squillions of dollars by ‘evil’ entertainment corporations.
However, there is another side of the coin. Or, rather, a whole
series of ‘backend’ disputes over copyright that rage away behind
the scenes and which the public rarely, if ever, gets to hear about.
One such dispute has been raging away between artists, publishers,
their representatives and a whole slew of representatives and now
appears to have been resolved.
Well, mostly.
The brou-haha blew up as a result of the increasing sales of music
by digital download. In fact, so much music is now being sold by
these means that the artists and publishers decided that they wanted
a bigger share of the cake.
Cue, a whole round of fevered negotiations between, on the one
hand, the British Phonographic
Industry, the MCPS,
the PRS (an alliance
representing songwriters, composers and publishers) and, on the
other hand, industry giants like Apple
iTunes, Vodafone,
O2 and T-Mobile.
Between them, these behemoths have hammered out a deal whereby
composers and songwriters will get 8% of all gross revenue from
downloaded music and 6.5% of all gross revenue from ‘streamed’ music.
So, next time you download that catchy song to your mobile telephone
(the one that you think is so cool but just annoys the hell out
of everyone else) you can calculate the proportion of the fee you
paid that is going to the artist who wrote the song.
More broadly though it raised the issue again of artist’s livings.
The opponents of IP believe that digital content should be free
for the world to share and while that sentiment may bring a warm,
fuzzy glow to many, they have still not solved the problem of how
artists get rewarded for their work.
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Software patents ride again
27 SEP 2006 - Last year, I wrote about the proposed European
Directive on Computer-Implemented Inventions (CII). You may
recall that the rather dry-sounding proposal was commonly (but wrongly)
believed to herald the recognition of software patents in Europe.
Anyway, the prior to the vote on the Directive, there was huge
kerfuffle between supporters and opponents, with the latter frightening
the bejesus out of everyone with claims that the Directive was going
to enable big corporations to patent their software. Not true, the
purpose of the Directive was to harmonise applications procedures
in the European
Patent Office.
But you know how these things go. The scary mob whipped enough
of a frenzy to spook the skittish politicians and the Directive
was voted down. I predicted then that it would be back and I was
right. It
is back.
So will it provoke a similar ding-dong battle? Well, possibly,
as some of last year’s protagonists (e.g. Greens, Socialists etc)
appear to be mobilising in opposition again. However, and mindful
of the passions this subject seems to ignite, I do hope that the
debate surrounding the Directive can be conducted with a bit more
reason and calm. There is a very good case for reforming the European
patent applications system as the present mess means that companies
doing business across Europe face a much higher burden of costs
in protecting their IP than they would face if the system was at
least somewhat harmonised. Ironically, the cost represents a particular
barrier to the small, independent companies that opponents of the
Directive claim to be concerned about.
We shall see. The complaints are already piling up and the problem
is that both sides seem very entrenched. This attempt to get the
Directive passed may also fail under a sustained assault from the
antis but even so there must be some serious attempt to address
the problem of European patents in this sector.
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It's all about image
20 SEP 2006 - Everyone loves looking at pictures of babies,
don’t they? Ahhh, poo-pe-dooh and all that. Of course, it is axiomatic
that infants are cute but, for the most part, their images are of
value only to their families. Things are rather different for the
infant progeny of famous persons whose images are not only adorable
but also extremely valuable.
One of these million-dollar moppets is Suri
Cruise, infant daughter of Hollywood stars Tom
Cruise and Katie
Holmes. In fact, no sooner has she been sent home from the maternity
ward than she is appearing on the front cover of Vanity
Fair magazine.
See, people who value celebrity photographs also value the photographs
of their offspring and that means that celebrity babies (as well
as being adorable) are big business. This, in turn, leads to a media
bunfight to decide who gets the lucrative rights to publish them.
So do these babies have ‘image rights’ that can be licensed much
as any other IP right? Well, in theory, no. However, as was decided
in the case or Irvine
.v. Talksport, famous people (in this case Irish racing driver,
Eddie Irvine) can prevent others from using their image without
consent. Yet again, there is no actual law specifically granting
celebrities (or anyone else for that matter) rights in their own
image.
So, where is the line? Well, nobody seems sure and the only verdict
at this stage is that it is a big grey area. Delving into it, though,
is Edinburgh-based lecturer, Gillian Black who has launched an online
survey to canvass public opinion about this issue.
Ms. Black wants to research whether or not legal reform is needed
in this area. While I am not convinced that appealing to the vox
populi is the best way of going about this, I think the interest
is welcome and I look forward to seeing where it goes.
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Like Hollywood, only smaller
13 SEP 2006 - Apple
has unveiled a movie
download service this week. .
Apparently, the new service will be made available through ‘iTunes’
portal and will be accompanied by a new ‘iPod’ music player which
will (presumably) have been upgraded to carry movies as well.
Well, it all sounds jolly impressive to me even if the thought
of straining to watch a movie on the confines of a tiny screen no
bigger than a matchbox, while being jostled on a crowded London
underground train, does somewhat temper my personal enthusiasm.
Nor is the new service without a catch: the catch is that the
downloads will come complete with DRM (that’s Digital Rights Management)
systems that mean the user will be unable to burn a copy of the
film to watch on their TV screens or even transfer the movie file
to a different computer. Expect a hailstorm of complaints about
this.
The price for the downloads in the USA is expected to range from
$10 to $15 which may make them slightly cheaper than DVDs (for new
releases at least). However, the portability of the DVD (i.e. you
can play it on your TV screen and your computer) may mean that the
latter is still more attractive to the market.
However, my congratulations still go out to Apple for making this
important breakthrough. Despite the difficulties they are sure to
encounter, they will (assuming the reports are correct) have set
the benchmark that competitors will surely try to beat and one of
the few ways they will be able to do that (in the short term anyway)
is to offer more flexible licenses to the consumer.
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Behind the digital curtain
06 SEP 2006 - Few stories better illustrate the difficulties
of enforcing copyright in the internet age than this
one.
The story concerns the British
Phonographic Industry (BPI) and its prosecution of a website
called ‘allofMP3’
which (as the name suggests) offers music downloads to its users
but (and hence the BPI attack) without taking the trouble to account
to the copyright owners for royalties.
So the BPI has obtained a judgement against in a UK Court. However,
the ‘allofMP3’ website is owned and run by Russians in Russia and,
consequently, the BPI cannot enforce said judgement because the
Russian State has no treaty with the UK in this regard. So, despite
the judgement, ‘allofMP3’ can carry on regardless.
The BPI do have the option of pursuing users of the site both in
the UK and in countries where mutual treaty obligations exist. But
(and I suppose for publicity reasons) the BPI have declined to take
this route, leaving them fulminating over their rather toothless
judgement.
Time may solve the problem. Russia, in common with many other countries,
is still emerging from a long, dark age of communism and so has
yet to establish a thriving creative industry of its own. As and
when it does, the pressure on the Russian State to enforce copyright
within its borders (and enter into various mutual treaty obligations)
will grow, if only because it will benefit Russian rights-owners
who want their rights enforced outside of Russia.
But that process could take many years and perhaps even decades.
In the meantime, the BPI finds itself coming to terms with the prospect
of having to suck up to the Russian authorities and gently persuading
them to do the right thing. I don’t envy them one little bit.
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The You Tube Revolution
28 AUG 2006 - Unless you have been marooned on an uninhabited
desert island for the past year, you will have heard of You
Tube, the video file-sharing website that has gone from (seemingly)
nowhere to the status of global internet phenomenon in a matter
of a few months.
Such is the ease of access and universal appeal of You Tube that
the casual ramblings of a British
pensioner became a global hit and turned said pensioner into
a worldwide star, worthy of mainstream TV news coverage.
Still, not content with 100 million viewers a day (and growing)
the owners of You Tube have even bigger
ambitions. They have now announced that they intend to publish
copies of every single music video ever made. Well, that’s what
they say.
Furthermore, they intend to make these videos available to the
public free of charge, with revenue coming from advertising rather
than viewer subscription or download fees. According to business
analysts, Jupiter
Research, You Tube’s project could seriously damage the market
shares of current music giant, iTunes
and even sales of the iconic iPod (which is unable to play videos).
All very dramatic stuff, but I will quietly reserve my judgement.
I think You Tube should be applauded for their sense of adventure
and innovation and I do wish them luck but it remains to be seen
if advertising revenue alone is sufficient to cover the costs of
this huge project together with all the mechanical and other royalties
they will have to pay.
Also, let us not forget that there are vast swathes of music for
which a video is not available. Even if You Tube’s plans were to
succeed, there will still be a substantial market for non-video
music.
But, reservations aside, it is all very interesting and, dare
I say, exciting. If it were not such a shopworn cliché I would say
“watch this space”.
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Let the Bragg-ing begin
04 AUG 2006 - A few weeks ago, I reported
on the apparent brouhaha between British recording artists Billy
Bragg and the owners of social networking site ‘MySpace’.
The nub of the issue was the copyright relating to Mr. Bragg’s music
which had been uploaded onto MySpace and which Mr. Bragg subsequently
claimed could be illegally copied.
Not only has this matter raised its head again sooner than I had
anticipated, it also appears that Mr. Bragg has scored a quick and
decisive victory.
After kicking up a sufficient stink to have the noses of Board
level executives wrinkling in disgust, MySpace (which, in turn is
owned by Rupert Murdoch’s News
Corporation) have decided to radically change their licence
terms. Whereas, they used to say that a MySpace user would “hereby
grant to MySpace.com a non-exclusive, fully-paid and royalty-free,
worldwide license (with the right to sublicense through unlimited
levels of sublicensees) to use, copy, modify, adapt, translate,
publicly perform, publicly display, store, reproduce, transmit,
and distribute such Content on and through the Services,” they now
say, “MySpace.com does not claim any ownership rights in the text,
files, images, photos, video, sounds, musical works, works of authorship,
or any other materials (collectively, 'Content') that you post to
the MySpace Services. After posting your Content to the MySpace
Services, you continue to retain all ownership rights in such Content,
and you continue to have the right to use your Content in any way
you choose.”
Quite a material change there, by any standard. Doubtless Mr. Bragg
is feeling somewhat pleased with himself for his successful defence
of his property rights.
My question is whether is will be seen as a precedent? Social networking
sites seem to be the latest fashionable chapter in the internet
saga and they appear to be springing up all over the place. Will
other networking sites now feel obliged to follow the MySpace suit?
Or will it be the latest battleground in the ongoing war between
the established music industry and the net?
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Royalties not taxes
27 JUL 2006 - There is clearly some concerted music industry
pressure to establish what would, for all intents and purposes,
constitute an ISP tax.
This month a group representing the UK music industry (which,
significantly, did not include the BPI)
met in London and agreed that ISP’s should be forced to pay a blanket
licence fee to compensate rights-holders for the file-sharing
infringements of ISP customers.
This is not the first time the idea has been floated here and,
indeed, it is already the practice in some European countries. However,
I am against it because it seeks recompense from the innocent for
the sins of the guilty.
The group state quite clearly that they do not want to target
the individuals who infringe copyright in this way. Instead, they
want to target the intermediaries. This is completely the wrong
way around. While I support the pursuit of those who infringe on
copyrights, I suppose the difficulty and expense of doing so is
what makes some rights-owners look for an easier solution. Still,
easier does not mean better or right.
Fortunately, they are likely to come up against some stiff opposition
from the ISPs, as personified by my friend Malcolm Hutty of LINX
who says: "We don't accept that ISPs should be responsible for paying
for all the value that our customers acquire as a result of using
the network. There are already very effective procedures in place
which rights holders can use to pursue cases of copyright infringement
and ISPs co-operate fully with such investigations, but beyond that,
it's nothing to do with the ISP. There is no need for an ISP tax,
and it is absolutely inappropriate that the ISP industry should
be forced to seek a licence from the music industry in order to
operate".
Quite right and let me say right here that I sincerely hope that
these proposals fall flat on their face. An ISP tax would represent
a wholly unwarranted penalisation of legitimate ISP customers and
a further extension of the twisted idea of punishing the enabler
instead of the actual doer.
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iPod killed the radio star?
19 JUL 2006 - On balance, I would say that my home is blessed
with fair amount of modern technology. I own a computer with an
internet connection (obviously) and a mobile telephone. I also own
a TV, a DVD player and VCR. That’s enough to be getting on with
in my view but, alas, alack and woe, for I do not own an iPod.
I am, therefore, not a fully-fledged member of the human race.
However, for the proper iPod-owning humans, and more particularly
the UK variety, there is good news. From next year they will be
able to buy a complementary gadget called an ‘iTrip’
which will enable said iPod owners to transmit the contents of their
iPods over FM radio, thus enabling every iPod owner to start up
their own mini-radio station.
The reason that the iTrip will not be available in the UK until
next year is because it has, hitherto, been regarded as illegal
under the terms of the Wireless
Telegraphy Act 1949 which, among other things, makes it illegal
to possess a low-power FM transmitter without a special licence.
Nonetheless, the UK communications regulator, Ofcom,
has declared that the iTrip can be sold in the UK from next year.
While iPodders will no doubt snap them up in droves, my mind turns
to the potential plight of established FM radio stations who have
to pay hefty royalty licence fees to organisation like PRS
and PPL. Will the
new wave of ‘iPod-Jocks’ (I have just invented that term, please
note) be similarly encumbered? Or will there be so many of them
that this mass invasion of the FM airways will prove impossible
to police? If so, that could prove a sever hardship and disadvantage
to the established broadcasters. Perhaps a wide-scale renegotiation
of the terms of those licences is in the offing.
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Take to the high seas, me hearties!
12 JUL 2006 - I am back with France again this week. No, I am
not strangely obsessed with that place it is just that it so happens
that some interesting stories seem to be emanating from there just
now.
This week, a new ripple in the fabric of French (and perhaps even
European) political life with the formation a new political
party. Unlike other political parties, they don’t have much
to say about things like the economy, health, education or foreign
affairs. That’s because this is a ‘Pirate
Party’ (the link is to an English version of their website).
Apparently inspired by the Swedish ‘Pirate
Party’ it lists its aims as:
- Total and unlimited liberty of speech
- The end of the author rights as they exist in 2006
- The right to browse anonymously on Internet
- The legalization of P2P Networks when used in a non-lucrative
purpose
- The suppression of all taxes on empty hardware
- Free Internet access to all
It is not clear whether the French pirates plan to follow the Swedish
pirates and actually field election candidates. At the very least,
I suppose they intend to act as a kind of pressure group. Also some
of their aims seem a tad quixotic, e.g. free internet access for all.
Who is going to supply that? And how do they expect to establish (or
enforce) a ‘right’ to browse anonymously.
But despite elements of muddled, whimsical thinking, I think the
broad phenomenon is still interesting and, indeed, predictable in
view of the various IP legislative sledgehammers brought down on
Europe (not to mention the USA) at the end of last millennium. I
had a feeling at the time that the scope and ferocity of the anti-piracy
laws might well lead to some sort of ill-thought out but populist
backlash. Maybe we are seeing the start of it.
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Sheer Gall
06 JUL 2006 - They have been threatening to do it for a while.
But now they have finally gone and done
it. Yes, the French government have finally enacted a law which
will require Apple
iTunes (and perhaps even other companies like Sony
and Microsoft)
to share their proprietary copy-protection systems with others.
In theory, this is to make digital content supplied through Apple
playable on any other digital system, something that file-sharers
in France will no doubt welcome.
However, according to Apple it is ‘state-sponsored piracy’. I
tend to agree. Apple have also hinted at a possible withdrawal from
the French market as a result of this law and I do sort of hope
that they see that threat through as it would teach the French government
a lesson in adverse consequences. That said, the law does apparently
allow artists to sign exclusive deals with particular companies
and, presumably, the French government would honour that contractual
relationship.
Nonetheless, this is still a full-frontal attack on the principle
of property rights. In effect, it is nationalisation by the backdoor.
It is as if the French government has forced homeowners to open
up their rooms to lodgers.
I am sure that the law has been drafted in on the back of all
sorts of altruistic-sounding arguments about caring and sharing.
However, I suspect that the true motivation is strategic. That is
to say that, from now on, French companies might find it a lot easier
to get access to hitherto unavailable American technology. Unable
to compete in terms of innovation, the better-connected ones may
well have solicited official assistance.
The French have a long history of industrial spying for national
strategic reasons. Despite the rubrics, this sounds like it could
be simply the latest chapter.
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Blockbuster battle
28 JUN 2006 - I don’t know about you but I am definitely one
of those people who enjoys renting a good movie to snuggle up and
watch in the comfort and privacy of my own home. This is especially
so during the winter when the prospect of lining up outside a cinema
in the bitter wind is enough to keep me pinned down to the sofa.
And who supplies me with my DVD movie? Well, I don’t really care
much. What I care about is how easy, cheap and convenient it will
be to get my movie and, naturally, the content of the movie itself.
This is probably why there is an ongoing legal war between two
giants of the home rental market, namely Blockbuster
and Netflix.
The significant difference between these two is that Netflix is
an online operation while Blockbuster has retail outlet stores.
However, Blockbuster also has an online facility and this is causing
the problems because the former is claiming that the latter is infringing
the various patents it has relating to online movie hire.
Blockbuster have struck back by filing an anti-trust
lawsuit in the USA together with claims that the various Netflix
patents are spurious and should not stand. According to Blockbusters
lawyers, Netflix claiming exclusive rights over subscription movie
rentals "is like a fast-food restaurant trying to patent selling
hamburgers through a drive-through window".
And so it rages on. But the problem here stems from the fact that
neither protagonist is actually a producer. Both are distributors
of product made by other people. Hence, they have to try to nail
down a protected market share by means of trying to patent absurd
sounding ‘business methods’ that do not truly involve any innovation
in the generally understood sense of the word.
The whole issue could be settled by a rigorous redefinition of
what is and what is not ‘patentable’ that could and should exclude
‘business methods’. That would leave distributors having to compete
on things like price and standards of service. However, I am not
expecting this to happen any time soon.
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No need to take squatting lying down
21 JUN 2006 - For those of you who are not in the know, a quick
explanation of the term ‘cybersquatter’: a cybersquatter is someone
who buys up internet domain names associated with famous brands
and then ‘sits’ on them in the hope that the owners of the famous
brand in question will then pay them a lot of money to hand over
the domain to them. It’s a sort of virtual hostage taking, if you
like.
The problem is intelligently discussed here
in relation to the new .eu suffix. While sales of the new .eu suffix
have apparently been a roaring success, the article points out that
this figure is misleading because, in fact, cybersquatters who are
hoovering up loads of .eu domains simply for the purpose of squatting
on them.
However, brand owners are not without recourse. Organisations
like the World
Intellectual Property Organisation and the Internet
Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers have the power to
order the transfer of domain names that are being squatted. But
neither organisation has any power to impose damages or other sanctions
on the squatter, hence the squatter has nothing to lose and therefore
remains undeterred.
This has led to a situation where many companies simply buy up
as many conceivable domain name variations of their brand name as
a cheaper alternative to having the pay the substantial legal costs
of wresting them from cybersquatters.
The author of the linked article suggests that the solution might
lie in giving organisations like WIPO and ICANN the power to make
the loser pay the legal costs of the winner but that is only going
to work in cases where the squatter has the means to pay (and can
be found).
There is an alternative. Many squatters use the ‘hostage’ domains
as advertising portals, thereby generating a healthy income. What
if the advertisers could be sued for knowingly advertising on a
‘squatted’ site? That way, legitimate brand owners can put the advertisers
‘on notice’ (i.e. warn them in advance) that they might be sued.
Since they have a lot to lose, they might well pull their plugs
on the squatters, hence leaving said squatters with no way to make
money from their activity.
Yes, I know it’s all very messy but squatters should not be allowed
to simply get away with it.
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Bragg-ing rights
14 JUN 2006 - British recording artist Billy
Bragg may have a nose for potential trouble and a knack for
sidestepping it or, on the other hand, he may not. Either way, it
appears that he has almost got himself embroiled in an interesting
legal tussle over his music.
In common with quite a few other artists, Mr. Bragg made some of
his songs available on the ‘Myspace.com’
website from where it could be downloaded by other users of the
now-famous ‘social software’ website.
When artists like Mr. Bragg agree to let myspace.com host their
music the terms they are bound to are as follows: “……grant to Myspace.com
a non-exclusive, fully-paid and royalty-free, worldwide licence
(with the rights to sublicense through unlimited levels of sub licensees)
to use, copy, modify, adapt, translate, publicly perform, publicly
display, store, reproduce, transmit and distribute such content
on and through the services".
Now that seems like a pretty widely-drafted licence to me but,
according to the myspace.com people the copyright to the music remains
vested in the artist concerned and that the licence does not confer
a right upon myspace.com to make money from the music.
I might argue that the terms of the licence to permit them to do
just that but, in any event, what if myspace.com refrained from
actually charging users for downloads but, nonetheless, charged
subscription fees for using (or membership) of the whole site? Would
that not be commercialisation of the music by indirect means?
It would certainly make for an interesting (and probably quite
protracted) lawyerly argument. However, it is not an argument that
Mr. Bragg will have any stake in for he has now decided to withdraw
his content. Maybe he is savvy enough to see the argument ahead
of time or maybe he had other considerations. Either way, I expect
that the issue is going to land on somebody’s head sooner or later.
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Beating the rap
06 JUN 2006 - When American rappers aren’t shooting each other
(or singing songs about shooting each other) they are wont to break
the monotony by suing
each other instead. The ‘face-off’ took place this last week in
a New York between Kanye
West and Chris
‘Ludacris’ Bridges on one side and New Jersey-based group IOF
(for whom, perhaps significantly, I am unable to find a link) with
the latter claiming that the former ‘stole’ their beats and lyrics.
I can just imagine the scene in that New York courtroom:
"Your Honour,
the Defendants clearly and flagrantly use the words ‘slap my ho’
and ‘boff my bitch’ and ‘I popped a cap in the motherf***ers ass’
and I submit that those words were expressly used by my client in
his songs".
Alright, I jest but, really, isn’t there something more than a
little ridiculous about rappers going to law with claims that they
are being copied? Most of the genre that has reached my ears (and,
hard though it may be to believe, I actually quite like rap and
hip-hop) is indiscernible in terms of beat and melody and indecipherable
in terms of lyrics.
Unsurprisingly, Messrs. West and Bridges were acquitted of copyright
theft by the New York jury and I expect both of them rushed off
to pen some new songs about ‘stickin’ it to de man’. But while the
whole affair does reek of absurdity, there is, perhaps, a serious
motive behind it. If the so-little-known-that-they-don’t-even-have-a-website
IOF were wondering about ways to make a splash then maybe taking
some more famous rappers to court was a comparatively cost-effective
way of doing it? I am sure their lawyer’s bill will be hefty but
perhaps not quite as ruinous as a nationwide marketing campaign?
Ya'll see what I’m saying, motherf***er?
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Copyright is right
31 MAY 2006 - One of the more beneficial consequences of having
to write a weekly article is that you get to track and monitor trends
as they evolve. Something that is evolving at quite a lick is the
music industry.
The driver behind this rapid change is, of course, the dear old
internet – condemned by some as the harbinger of death for the music
industry and heralded by others (including me, if I might smugly
remind you) as a playground of new opportunities for the music industry
among others.
With nearly every day that passes, that latter prognosis proves
ever more accurate and I have been goaded into highlighting this
again by the appearance of a new on-line music
shop.
This latest recruit is called ‘Indiestore.com’
and the difference between them and the existing on-line outlets
is that ‘Indiestore’ affords independent and unsigned artists the
opportunity to set up their own web page and charge users for downloading
their music.
Furthermore, instead of abandoning the idea of copyright, the
owners of ‘Indiestore’ have recognised that the ‘file-sharing’ models
simply fail to provide any (or any adequate) reward for the artists.
Hence, there is a charge to download music from the store and the
artists get up to 80% of that revenue.
Also, and significantly, it appears that artists still need to
release a physical single if they are to make any significant return,
thus confirming that, far from killing music, a properly managed
music portal acts more as a kind of mass marketing tool, i.e. word
spreads among fans who download the tracks who then go out to buy
the CD.
Pleasingly, it seems that the lessons of the recent past have
been learned and another ‘tragedy-of-the-commons’ sensibly avoided.
The people who believed that abandoning property rights would mean
more music were (and are) wrong. The need for and respect for enforceable
IP rights means more opportunities, more content and (I predict
again) yet another ‘golden age’ of music creativity.
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1-click and you're dead
24 MAY 2006 - I am filing this one in my ‘David .v. Goliath’
section.
The ‘David’ in this case is New Zealander Peter
Calveley who, as a ‘motion capture performer’ (whatever that
is) contributed to the action scenes in the Lord
of the Rings movies.
But as well as a talent for swashbuckling, Mr. Calveley is also
a qualified Patent Attorney and, strange as it may sound, it is
this latter skill which appears more likely to make him famous.
Out of what he insists is nothing more than curiosity, Mr. Calveley
began delving into the technicalities of Amazon’s
notorious 1-click shopping patent. His curiosity appears to have
paid off for he claims to have found a similar patent belonging
to a company called ‘Digicash’
which also allows on-line customers to execute repeat purchases
with just one action. More importantly, perhaps, the Digicash patent
pre-dates the Amazon patent by a year.
Mr. Calveley raised some money to file the appropriate claim with
the US Patent Office
who are now re-examining
the Amazon patent.
It is unlikely that the Amazon patent will be overturned in its
entirety but it is perfectly possible, depending on the amount of
overlap with the Digicash patent, that its scope could be narrowed.
And if that happens it could not only prise open the floodgates
for competitors but it could also spark a firestorm of litigation
against Amazon.
“I have no ideological axe to grind; I just thought, 'this is
interesting; I can have some fun here”, quoth Mr. Calveley who may
well be having fun while Amazon’s executive glance nervously over
their shoulders following the odd sleepless night.
Looks like Mr. Calveley’s involvement in the battle for Middle
Earth has certainly imbued him with a sense of romance and adventure.
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There's a lot of holes in that dyke
18 MAY 2006 - I don't think that anyone would seriously argue
against the proposition that copyright law is frequently more honoured
in the breach than in the observance, though the frequency and gravity
of the breaches may well be open to question.
Who tries to measure these things? Well, the National
Consumer Council have had a go. According to an on-line poll
conducted through YouGov
some 55% of the 200 or so adults who took part admitted that they
copied CDs onto their iPods, MP3 players, computers and other equipment.
Most of these respondents did not, apparently, realise that such
'domestic' copying was an illegal breach of copyright. Some, I suspect,
knew full well that it was illegal but went ahead and did it anyway.
The NCC have made much hay from this sunshine, using the survey
results to bolster their campaign for what they call a "shake
up"in the copyright laws. Said "shake up" will include the right
to copy for what the NCC calls 'private use'.
Yes, it sounds reasonable and, given the evidence of the extent
of illegal domestic copying, maybe it would be a case of simply
accepting the de facto as de jure. However, I am of the opinion
that creating a legal exception for 'private use' will not solve
any problems because of the difficulty of defining and placing limits
on that concept. Drawing the lines anywhere will still leave plenty
of room for misinterpretations, absurdities and outraged consumers.
A rather eminent British IP lawyer is once reputed to have remarked
that copyright law is only tolerated at all because trivial infringements
were not enforced. I think there is a great deal of merit in that
view. I also think that the least worst solution to the problem
of 'private use' may just be to carry on in that vein.
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IP to make you smile
10 MAY 2006 - Are you one of those people who slap little ‘smiley’
graphics into the text of your e-mails? If you are, then I am hardly
in a position to criticise because I do confess that, on the odd
occasion, I have appended this charming (or irritating, depending
upon your point of view) clump of pixels to my own e-mail communications.
Ahhh, sweet! Let’s face it, they are unlikely to cause offence and
they do a pretty good job of succinctly conveying positive emotions
such as happiness or excitement.
But, I wonder how many people would find the ubiquitous ‘smiley’
quite so charming if they knew that it was the property of Wal-mart?
Yes, indeed, and oh-horror of horrors, the US retailing giant
is seriously
making a bid to claim the Trade Mark on the smiley symbol that it
currently uses in its otherwise soulless outlets.
However, and before the blood of any anti-IP campaigners begins
to boil over, this is not a case of Wal-mart .v. the public domain
because unbeknownst to many (including me, I might add) the Trade
Mark of the smiley is already claimed by a London-based French businessman
called Franklin Loufrani. Mr. Loufrani claims to have invented the
smiley symbol as a feelgood exercise in the wake of the student
riots in France in 1968. His company, SmileyWorld,
collects royalties on the sale of smiley merchandise.
However, Mr. Loufrani failed in his attempt to register the Trade
Mark in the USA and thus the door is open for the Wal-mart gambit.
Wal-mart have apparently confirmed that they will not seek to
prohibit anybody using the smiley in their e-mails but they will
(assuming their application succeeds) stop any commercial use of
the symbol.
Potentially bad news for anyone who is (or is considering) using
the smiley icon in their business. Perhaps they could use a ‘frownie’
instead?
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This is a blog-type article simulator
03 MAY 2006 - This week, gentle reader, I offer you some light
and probably welcome relief from the headache-inducing seriousness
of IP law.
In pursuit of this, may I direct your weary and flagging attention
to the Patently
Silly website. Well, actually it’s a blog the entire purpose
of which is to unearth and poke fun at some of the sillier and more
ludicrous devices which have been patented by the US
Patent and Trademark Office.
Among the leading contenders in this Impossible-To-Keep-A-Straight-Face
special category has to be the ‘Process for the Utilisation of Ruminant
Animal Methane Emissions’,
inspired, apparently, by the urgent need to save our planet from
these reckless, polluting cows.
Equally hilarious (and designed to tackle a similar problem) is
the ‘Receptacle Assembly For Receiving Canine Fecal Matter’.
Yes, someone really has invented dog diapers!
There are also ‘Magic Bean Wishes’
(which must be read to be believed) and, possibly, the least marketable
of all is the ‘Water Skipping Article Incorporating Elliptical Outline
and Hollowed Interior Core’.
How does the inventor imagine that he is going to get people to
cough up for a plastic widget that can only be used once in replacement
for an absolutely free pebble? Oblivion awaits, methinks.
But there we have it. Some patents earn fortunes for their owners
but, in the scheme of things, very few really. Of course, those
money-spinners get all the publicity (both good and bad). However,
most patents never make it to the market, instead they spend their
lives gathering dust in the patent office archives and failing to
earn their inventors so much as a bean (or even a magic bean).
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Highly inscrutable
25 APR 2006 - China may well be a wide-open land of budding
opportunity for many Western companies but, for some, it is a land
of headaches.
Take Research In Motion,
producers of the highly popular and successful ‘Blackberry’ range
of mobile telephones. After years of struggling to try to break
into the expansive and lucrative Chinese market without much success,
they have now been hit with the news that China
Unicom is about to launch the ‘Redberry’ onto their home market.
Whether, and to what extent, the Redberry replicates the functions
or design of the Blackberry, I cannot say but it is pretty clear
that the name has been chosen in order to cash in on Blackberry’s
success.
Since the name Blackberry is the Trade Mark property of Research
In Motion (RIM), they have every right to seek enforcement and,
in most of the developed world, their efforts would prove fruitful.
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